Showing posts with label Bandra. Show all posts
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last local from Churchgate and traveling with ambitious gangsters

 It was the last local from Churchgate to Vasai, well past midnight. It would practically be all-empty, with most 3-seaters being occupied by passengers who could stretch out and sleep it out all the way. The slow local stopped for more than its usual day-time at Bombay Central, Dadar and Bandra to allow the long-distance night express trains to speed past enroute to their destinations. I had to travel all the way up to Vasai and that would be a journey of more than ninety minutes or so and therefore I organised my haversack as a comfortable pillow and covered myself with two sheets of today’s Times of India and planned to take a good nap all the way. Hopefully, I would not be disturbed by anyone.

There were other passengers on nearby 3-seaters. The rear 8-seater had a family sitting together, looking worried and tense, with several old-style cotton bags, tied up with nylon ropes. They must be going to Vasai to catch the interchange long distance trains that came in from Pune and changed over from the Central to the Western railway networks. Something must have happened at their native town or village, something unfortunate and tragic, perhaps.

The 3-seater opposite me was empty and a lucky passenger could get to sleep on it upon boarding at Marine Lines or Charni Road. It was difficult to fall asleep rightaway. This was my first journey at these hours and I had not planned it in this manner. Whattodo. I could not help it. I had to be at Vasai, just before dawn, to catch the down train from Indore that would turn eastwards to Pune and would help me reach before office hours for an early meeting.

It was ok, I thought. What if I could not go to sleep? I could just take some rest in case I did not get a good seat or sleeper berth on the train from Indore to Pune. The worried family on the 8-seater were whispering and chatting and I could hear all or some of it. The elderly lady was speaking in a terrified whisper and wondering about all the sleeping passengers. She wanted to know what they could do if anyone of these passengers jumped up and threatened them with a knife or a gun and wanted all their luggage and money. How could they fight him and avoid any injury.

I could not hear the reply from her middle-aged son but it had not been satisfactory. The middle-aged daughter-in-law replied impatiently to the elderly lady and the gist of it was that any such person with a knife or a gun would be truly unlucky. They could actually pay the thief to take away their entire luggage and go away. At least, they could then look forward to purchasing new items and new clothes. The five kids, probably theirs, laughed in silent gasps.

Three men boarded at Marine Lines and came to sit at the 3-seater that was opposite me. I glanced at them in a very hesitant manner. They looked quite decent, middle class, half-sleeve shirts, terene trousers, leather shoes with laces and had newspapers, an umbrella each, and small packets of salted peanuts that they must have purchased at the railway platform. It had become costly this month and one had to pay two rupees. A hundred percent inflation and that must be reflective of the state of the nation, I thought. No threat or worry from these three decent persons, I felt.

One was quite elderly, probably their boss or elder brother or their senior at their workplace. The other two spoke respectfully with the elder. He was dressed in a white shirt and a pale cream trouser. The youngest was dressed quite formally. He had his half sleeve shirt tucked in and had buttoned up right up there, all the way to the collar. The third one looked nervous. He looked around the compartment. He was glancing at each passenger and yet, he had just rightaway dismissed the family at the 8-seater. He did not look at them. I could sense his thoughts as he looked at me. It was just more than a normal glance. He was staring deliberately to check if I was really sleeping or just faking it up.

The youngster in the formal tucked-in-shirt bowed low, just a bit, and spoke in a matter of fact manner. “Boss, we may have to bring a full stop to that shop owner. He refused to pay up on the monthly rent and has not paid for the past one year. You are very kind to him otherwise I would have used my full stop methods, at least six months ago.”

The elder smiled and patted at his folded-up newspaper. “Who are you talking about? Thanawala? Let him be. He is a Bawa and they are like that only. I will talk to his mother. She will know what to do. We can visit her at Flora Fountain. You come with me. You cannot go about killing all our tenants who are not able to pay up. You have already forgotten the mess that you created last year with the Malabari family. You thought that they were just local shopkeepers who were selling fake goods by labelling them as smuggled goods. You did not realise that they had a big background support. It took me quite a lot of trouble and five months to settle everything down. Do not start again.”

The third man was watching me intently. He was suspicious that I was not fast asleep and that I was probably listening to their conversation. I was getting worried. What if they did notice that I was awake? Full stop or what?

The youngster was not convinced about taking it easy about whosoever that Thanawala was. “I know all about your patience, Boss. You tell us to be polite and patient and yet you want us to collect as much pending rent as more than possible. We have to answer to you. This Thanawala knows it entirely. He threatened me by saying that he will complain to you. He says that his business was down for the entire year and he cannot pay and that we cannot remove him from the house because he has his receipts from earlier years and he has sent letters to the owners about it. Just let me handle it in my way. I will return with Richard and Pakiya and we will take care of him. New tenants will pay.”

I sat up in alarm. These fellows were talking about knocking off someone. It would be better to move to another compartment and get away from them. The third man smiled in triumph. He had guessed correctly about me. At the same moment, the elderly lady with the family on the 8-seater screamed. She probably thought that I was a thief.

“Do not shoot, do not shoot,” she shouted. She was holding up her hands in absolute filmy style. Her daughter-in-law had bent down to hide. The middle-aged man was looking very apologetic at us and shrugging his shoulders.

The three men looked at me in alarm. They must have thought that I was a threat to them and was traveling in the train to cause them harm. I was in an absolute state of panic. I shouted at the elderly lady and her family, waving my hands and saying, “No. No. I am not trying to harm you. Do not worry. I am not going to shoot you. Do not worry.”

Saying thus, I turned to apologise to the three men. They were gone. They had probably jumped off at Bombay Central.

From "the very short short stories on first edit" 
(c) Bharat Bhushan
12 February 2022 

Why Satish did not take a bath...

Satish did not like to take a bath. Over the past 25 years and more, as a college-student, he loved to brag that he did not take a bath daily. He had his own brand of philosophy, much like most other mumbai-dwellers had theirs, about something or the other. This was the best thing about Mumbai. One and all had a theory about something. I guess most other cities have their own version and take on this. All that my friends in Mumbai, and me included, needed was someone to tell it to, over and over again. Satish loved to do so, and he was always on the lookout to get someone to talk to.

You had to be smart at it. You could get another philosophy-spouting mumbaikar, who could be faster than you. The only way to identify a 'bakra' (scapegoat), was to use the "1 bounce -2 bounce" system. Do not ask me to explain this high-funda stuff in detail. I could easily go off to another story. Anyways, in brief, the "1 bounce -2 bounce" theory worked like this --

You needed a crowded place, where people could not get away easily. This could only be on a suburban train in peak hours, or one of the "Limited" BEST buses traveling from one end of the city to the other. Either journey, train or bus, could easily take more than two hours. You spot an outsider to Mumbai, or someone totally bored with life, or a non-English speaking 'punter'. Start talking to them, about some other issue, just loud enough for others to hear.

That is one thing that you can be sure about. Everyone is listening. There is nothing else to do in the local train and bus system of Mumbai. Even if you are reading a newspaper or chatting on your mobile phone or talking to your companion, you are always out 'there', listening.

So, to use the "1 bounce -2 bounce" theory, you had to start a strange conversation, full of doubts and queries, with a total stranger, who you know fully well, or you can guess, will have no answers. You "bounce" your snare off one person, and then, on another person. The conversation would have to be so strange that you should look disgusted when the other person obviously cannot answer.

Once the trap is set, the 'bakra' will walk-in. He will be the smartly dressed or oily-haired person standing next to you. It could also be the aunty-like lady in the seat in front of you. The conversation should continue on the same strange story, for some time, to reel in the victim. When the hook is fully bitten into, change over into the real philosophy that you want the person to learn about.

Satish was an expert at this. He felt it was life's mission to explain to everyone about his reasons for not taking a regular bath and moving around in dirty clothes and stinking terribly. His thrill came in watching the gradual change of comprehension in the listeners' face. From puzzlement, to curiousity, to participation, to happiness, to shock, to despair, to claustrophobia, to panic and anxiety and finally to desperation. From this peak, Satish would let go, and yet, take the person to the ultimate the ultimate feeling, of fear and terror. All this just by talking to them, in a slow monotonous voice, non-stop and explaining slowly, his own philosophy, on why one should not take a bath on a daily basis.

He loved this particular line of "not taking a bath" philosophy. It was tried and tested. People ended up horrified and some actually stopped traveling by that particular train line. Most regular travelers on the suburban harbour train line in Mumbai, especially on the 9 am to 10 am time-slot at the Wadala railway station, knew Satish well enough, and tolerated him for all his pranks. It was the newcomer, that Satish usually caught unawares.

Today, as on every working day, Satish was getting ready to 'get' someone. He was hanging out at Wadala railway station to catch the 9.24 am local train. His usual group of friends seemed to have ditched him. Which was not a surprise. He knew they were his "best friends for the train journey at 9.00 am". He had a different set of "best friends" for the bus journey from the CST railway terminus after alighting from the Wadala-CST train journey. Similarly, he had a different set of "best friends" for lunch hour, for the return journey back, and for the late evening hang-out at Matunga.

The train at 9.24 am was his favourite. It had that wee bit of space for him to squeeze inside the first-class gents compartment, so he could get in by 3 feet. Other trains did not give that opportunity unless you were thin, strong and did not worry about crumpling your ironed shirt. Satish liked to have his crumpled look intact to that specific wrinkle. Not too much. He was not a lout, after all. The 9.24 local started from Bandra railway terminus immediately after two fast trains from Andheri railway station zipped through to connect to the Harbour Branch Line.

The two fast trains picked up enough passengers at Bandra, Mahim and Kings' Circle railway stations to give some space in the gents first class at Wadala where the western railway trains merged with the Harbour Branch. The space was only available for those who knew about it. For the untrained train traveller, for the stranger, for the regular on the wrong route and for the regular on the correct route but at the wrong time, that space could not be seen. 

Also, the second class bogies and the ladies first class were terribly stuffed already. These were the regulars from Mahim and earlier, from Kings' Circle, who went backwards in the train to Bandra, so they could get space to stand, when the train returned on its route to CST railway terminus. Satish was an expert at all this. 

Mumbai was in his blood. In all his travels elsewhere, Satish always missed the speed and careful recklessness of Mumbai. There indeed was an aura to all the numbing energy that seemed to make everyone flow in the lifestream of the city. Satish loved all that. He wanted to have his own, very own, 1-degree turn or spin on the momentum of the city. To tweak it a little.  And, his philosophy about 'not taking a bath on a daily basis' was going to do it for him. 

At Wadala railway station, at 9.22 am, it was that stirring of the plan in every regular travelers' mind. You could see each person plan his location, calculate the first 1-2-3-4 steps, careful measured steps, so each person could see how the other person would be moving at 9.24 am when the train would start coming into the platform. You did not want to run into the other traveler. Then, both would miss the 9.24 and both would be late to attend their offices. That would be a no-no...

After the 1-2-3-4 measured step, each passenger would have to pick up the momentum and speed up, so that they would almost be on the same speed as the train would be as it pulled in. The trot-step would propel them correctly inside each compartment. The speed would give each person the strength and energy they needed to push into the crowded compartments. This was a practiced routine and it happened in so many railway platforms in Mumbai, so many times, each time, with the ease of expertise from repetition. 

Satish waited. In his well marked spot behind the pillar that would line up with the hawkers compartment, next to the ladies second class. He would start moving when he would see the 9.24 local below the railway overbridge, about 100 meters away from the Wadala railway station. His 1-2-3-4 steps would turn to a run, as the ladies first class compartment moved past him and the next six steps in a fast run would take him to the spot from where he would just jump into the moving train. It was the exact spot, at Wadala, for the rear first class gents compartment on the 9.24 local from Bandra railway station. 

He did it with effortless ease today. Mondays was easy, because the traders at Dockyard Road and Masjid Bunder railway stations were in lesser numbers since it was their weekly market holiday. He jumped at the right moment and slid easily between the young ticketless traveler who was always at the centre-rod, clinging to it, and never letting go, and the traffic policeman who usually got in at Kings' Circle railway station and got down at Sewri railway station, ie, immediately after Wadala.

Satish moved in behind the traffic policeman, and backed into the partition between the standing area and the sitting area. He could rest comfortably for the 22 minute journey from Wadala to CST railway terminus. Now, to hunt for his prey. Within two minutes, he spotted him, standing four persons awy, beyond the two regular sikh brothers who seemed to work at the camera shop at Flora Fountain. He had seen them near the camera ships along D. N. Road after Flora Fountain towards the University of Mumbai. They knew him from the daily journey and knew about his philosophy of not taking a bath regularly.

They moved aside by about 4 inches, so that Satish could choose the bounce target elsewhere. They had suffered him earlier.