I was returning to Matunga after nearly a year and was excited and super happy to walk along its familiar footpaths crammed with vendors selling vegetables, snacks, plastic goods and flowers and bananas and whatever. This may not sound exciting to you if you are not familiar with Matunga but for those who know, they know and they would be nodding understandingly and would also be feeling the joy of walking about in those streets and pavements.
The previous year had gone in a project assignment in Central and North
India and I had been missing the truly original honest-to-perfection idli-vada-sambar-chutney, the various
dosas and the absolutely bestest of all, the strong “philtar kaapi” that for a Mumbaikar, can only be had at Matunga.
Please do not misunderstand me. There are other good places too for filter
coffee and south Indian snacks in Mumbai, and good ones too, but the pleasure
of walking about in the area and sneaking into Ram Ashray or Sharada Bhavan for
upma-chutney or cajoling for a
single-medu-vada-sambar or waiting
for kela-bhajji or mysore-bonda cannot be bettered in any
other café elsewhere in the city.
Devendra was waiting for me near Sharada Bhavan as we had discussed
over the phone and he understood that I needed company while snacking so that
we could chat absolute nonsense and endless stuff about nothing. It was much
better if you got someone else at your table, total strangers, and you could
pick on any topic and everyone would chat it out for the duration of the stay
at the café. Sometimes, very rarely, you may become good friends but it was a totally
understood thing in Matunga, King’s Circle, Sion Circle or Dadar Circle that
you were only snack table meetups.
As expected, every table at Sharada Bhavan was occupied. The corner
table had an elderly couple, who did look like dedicated Matungawallahs, except
that the two other empty seats were on the inner side, that is, we would have
to squeeze in behind the other two diners. We did that. The diners did not look
up and did not make way for us. They were very busy with their dishes. As would
have been expected, we checked out their plates very fast. They were having Rava Masala Dosa and Upma-Chutney. There was no sign of any
other earlier dish that had been eaten up.
‘Ok, they have just started,’ I thought and waved to a familiar
waiter. He waved back. It was not like we were friends but he must have just
guessed that I was a regular. He recognised Devendra though and smiled at him. I
was feeling somewhat jealous but it was to be expected as Devendra was here
almost every day even if he had brought in a good lunch pack from home. It was
a rare day or week that he would not have had some tiffin at Sharada Bhavan.
We placed our orders and instantly, the diners at our table and the
one next to it, looked at us with respect. We asked for Ulundu Dosa and it was a rather specific order. Devendra enunciated
the entire order with proper gestures.
“Two Ulundu Dosa. Crisp
and thick. Two chutneys but also give one molagapodi
(= gunpowder) and sambar. Bring them
together. After that we want idli-chutneys,
two plates, with the idlis swimming
in the chutney. Bring two sambar each, separately. Do not bring kaapi immediately. We will let you know
if we want anything else before that.”
The waiter was more appreciative, though. “You do not want your
usual? No upma-chutney and dabra-Tea?”
The two diners sharing our table looked up at the very ancient menu
on the wall. This was the most traditional of all. The menu had never changed
its look. The prices had been repainted but the items on the menu had never
been changed. No new Punjabi-Chinese menu additions and no surprise dampener of
Pav Bhaji or Schezwan Dosa or whatever it was that was masquerading as ethnic
cuisine or novelties. People came to their regular restaurants in Matunga
entirely because they did not want to be disappointed by surprises or changes
in their dining routine.
One of the diners pointed at the menu board. “Ulundu dosa! We have
not had it in all these years of coming here. How come? Bhushan Kaka used to
always talk about it when he came here with Shantaram Kaka, years ago.”
“I have had it at Ram Ashray,” the other diner said. “But it is
better at Ballard Estate. Not in Matunga. I have never liked it here. But I
have had three, one after the other, when I was in Mysuru. It is much much
better there.”
Devendra smiled. He was used to this sort of flowing conversation.
It meant nothing to be able to know a better restaurant or a better eating
spot. It was just a starting point for some more discussion even if it was for
time pass.
“It is good here, but you have to eat it just right,” he said. “It
has to be crisp. It has to be thin. But it needs to be enjoyed with the chutney
and molagapodi. We mix up everything,
chutney, sambar and podi, and allow
the crisp dosa to soak it up. That is
the correct point in time to slice it up and crunch it. It explodes inside and
you enjoy the dosa.”
The second diner smiled. He had closed his eyes for a moment, as if
visualising the description. He nodded.
“Yes, but I come here for the upma-chutney.
I enjoy the silky feel. You do not get better upma than this in Matunga. Sometimes at the new footpath café opposite
Amba Bhavan but not every day. My brother and I, we need to eat only soft
tiffin. Our teeth are in a bad condition and we cannot risk cutting up our
gums. We bleed easily.”
This was something very different, I thought. He had heard about it
but had never actually met someone who suffered from it. But, here they were,
both of them, with Rava Masala Dosa.
That was crisp, actually extra crisp.
“You may suffer many cuts with that dosa. Are you going to continue so that you can enjoy the upma-chutney?”
The brothers laughed. The elder replied, smiling, “Yes. I knew you
would catch that. But this one is ok enough. We asked for soft dosas and even then, it would be risky.
We are soaking it up with the sambar.
We have to get back to our homes and pretend that we were never here. Our
families do not permit us to dine out here in Matunga. They want us to stick to
our diet and be careful and strict about them. But, both of us, are 80+ and
what more can happen to us? This is Matunga and Sharada Bhavan. Something will definitely
go wrong with our health, we told them, if you stop us from eating to our joy
and contentment. All this we do, only to enjoy the last round of strong filter kaapi.”
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